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moving to canada -


TAGS: moving to canada
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - March 16, 2016, 2:03 pm
66094 was hilariously rebuked by 66179 www.politifake.org/liberal-logic-trump-wins-florida-missouri-primaries-politics-66179.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 10:45 pm

Pass. We've reached our quota of hipster douchbags..


" CRAZY CANUCKS THEY DO EXIST " - You know you're in Canada when, a driver passes you in a convertible during a snowstorm.




CANADIAN HEALTH CARE - It's great until you need it.




PRIORITIES - Canada's are F***ed


TAGS: canada harper pot
Rating: 3.86/5

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Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
There about as phony as the American ones, always talking about conserving values of yesterday, but never considering the idea of conserving money
crankyhead - April 1, 2013, 4:13 pm
Some are even worse, Jrock.
Jrock - April 1, 2013, 5:14 am
Canadian Conservatives are as bad as ours.


GUN CONTROL - Crooked politicians agree... Only the police should be allowed to have guns for self defence... (and special friends of the party)




MITT'S ROAD TRIP - Mitt says his dog rode on the roof all the time... and seemed to enjoy it. My question for Mitt is; How many of those enjoyable rides for the dog were 12 hour road trips to Canada?


TAGS: romney dogs canada roof car
Rating: 2.33/5

More politifakes by midnightgeorge

rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:21 pm
Your still on this? How long ago was this story? Plus i mean hes not even elected. What is the point of making fun of him? Just keep beating the dead horse guys...


CANADA'S AIR FORCE.. - ...our rapid deployment to support the Libyan 'no-fly zone'




CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 2011 - To Boldly Go Where No Canuck Has Gone Before.




CANADIAN POLITICIANS, EH? -




FINALLY - Someone is concerned about Canucks!




These Celebrities All said they would move to canada if trump wins -




OH-BAMA-DA!! -




BUS ONE - because a plane, helicopter and limousine isn't enough




OPPRESSIVE REGIME - Another one is about to fall (maybe, if we have time, you know, if you want to, eh?)


TAGS: canada revolt
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by dporter8462

KALKAM - October 11, 2012, 2:18 am
Lockouts have consequences...


Remember when -




CANADIAN CLIMATE CHANGE - This weather is nothing, you should see it in winter.




IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR CHOICE -




Attention liberals -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

Renza - April 25, 2013, 8:34 am
Btw cranky, awesome new avatar.
crankyhead - April 25, 2013, 8:25 am
Do you think it's possible that the reason you're not more aware of how vocal the muslim community is, in speaking out against violent fundamentalism, is a result of you not wanting to contradict your own political narrative, by acknowledging reality?
crankyhead - April 25, 2013, 8:24 am
... the ineer protected circle of your right wing bubble, did it? Probably because it flaunts your fear based narrative, and makes your boogeymen almost look like patriots, doesn't it? So that leaves us with the one question:
crankyhead - April 25, 2013, 8:22 am
Two things JG: 1) I wasn't dismissing you, I was dismissing this illogical conversation. 2)It's being reported in the news this morning that the Boston mosque is refusing funeral services for the bomber. I'm guessing that tidbit didn't make it into...
Renza - April 25, 2013, 7:34 am
"It's about time the mainstream muslim community stand up and condemn the irrational fraction that gives the rest a bad name" How is that not saying that they do not oppose the crazies?
JGalt - April 25, 2013, 6:57 am
there you go again, dismissing without discussing. I invalidate your premise with my own swipe of my hand, thusly your fallacies are summarily invalidated in opposition similarly without merit of citation or reason.
crankyhead - April 24, 2013, 10:04 pm
As for trying to craft a sound argument about cultural insensitivities, using a fallacy of composition as your premise, well, I'm opposed. Regardless of which group you're discussing.
crankyhead - April 24, 2013, 9:58 pm
But JG, misinterpreting simple communication is what the internet was designed for, don't you know. =)
JGalt - April 24, 2013, 9:33 pm
please re-read. I did not say they did not opppose, i said they were afraide to speak up...sheesh, leave it to liberals to misinterpret simply communication. You been talking to Crankyhead?
Renza - April 24, 2013, 9:07 am
Yeah... that is what I've basically been saying, in response to Jgalt suggesting muslims as a whole aren't opposed to the crazy ones that kill people and blow things up. And that similar inaccurate statements can be made for any group, ex: christians.
StoneTools - April 24, 2013, 8:44 am
Kind of my point. When you compare a single group of idiots like WBC (a small subset of christians) to a large set like muslims, it's a pretty shaky statement.
Renza - April 24, 2013, 7:17 am
There are plenty of christian terrorists and murderers out there, there's no denying it, but comparisons are irrelevant to the point that most groups have extremists in them, and the majority of said groups oppose the extremists within them.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 6:50 am
How about these terrorists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism#United_States ..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence#United_States
StoneTools - April 23, 2013, 11:39 pm
and #52928
StoneTools - April 23, 2013, 11:38 pm
whoa, the message doesn't line up with where I posted it. That wasn't a slam at you, JG. It was in response to #52924
StoneTools - April 23, 2013, 11:36 pm
You don't see the difference between suicide bombings, church burnings throughout the world, and Christian persecutions and beheadings versus ignorant people from WBC doing funeral protests.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 10:36 pm
are we focusing on minutia here or the greatest harm against the greatest numbers. Lets say we focus on discrimination against overweight actors...or left-handed post-office workers or whatever........greater severity... abortion trumps you all
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 10:34 pm
keep looking selectively!
Renza - April 23, 2013, 6:28 pm
While I'll go ahead and give the group the benefit of the doubt and say most of them are against all of that, I personally haven't heard any real outreach against it, typically just disapproving acceptance.
Renza - April 23, 2013, 6:25 pm
If you want a greater severity of crimes, how often do you hear of Christians (or you yourself if you prefer) speaking out against the extremists who murder abortion doctors, priests who harm children, the KKK, or the misc homophobes that attack g**s?
PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 6:18 pm
I have yet to see evidence of that.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 6:07 pm
Is that killing innocent people? Do you speak up against the dishonesty of your own party or just the right? I speak up against all politicians who pimp poverty to stay in power.
PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 5:39 pm
So how often do you stand up and condemn the dishonesty of televangelists, or the blatant lying of the anti-evolution crowd?
Renza - April 23, 2013, 5:04 pm
That may be your belief, however I'm suggesting you are incorrect and simply don't hear about it. Just as you rarely hear about Christians against westboro, or Catholics against p***s. People are usually against the crazy, rare to hear about it though.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:26 pm
That was never the issue in question. The point is that most do not speak up out of fear..
Renza - April 23, 2013, 4:13 pm
I'm pretty sure they have been for quite some time, hearing about how most muslims are actually good people and sane doesn't make for good news though.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:10 pm
just like how most of us condemn the Westboro fraction of hatist Westboro wackos
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:09 pm
It's about time the mainstream muslim community stand up and condemn the irrational fraction that gives the rest a bad name
PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 4:06 pm
Good thing the Muslim community helped them nail the terrorists before they had a chance to act.


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TAGS: iss canada musicvideo davidbowie space
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - May 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do Eh!!


" PM HARPER HAVING A MEETING WITH PRES OBAMA AND JUSTIN TRUDEAU" -




HAPPY CANADA DAY -




HEY CANADA! - Soros knows what's best for you too!




" CANADA'S 'BIG BROTHER' VERSION " - Section 34 of the Online Surveillance Bill Would Give Orwellian Powers to Government-Appointed ‘Inspectors’.




OH-BAMA-DA!! THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM NOW -




BUT WHAT IS THE COST - OF WAITING?




ONE OTHER GOOD THING - from Canada




BLOOD FROM A STONE - or Oil from Sand?




CANADIAN BANKS - As Shady as yours.




AND THE WINNER IS HARPER ! - "The Great Harper Camera Stare-Down." "What's going on with Iggy? Is Harper's death gaze getting to him?




CANADIAN HEALTH CARE - COMING TO A LOCATION NEAR YOU




The Good Guys -


TAGS: america canada obama play on words
Rating: 4.17/5

More politifakes by MissPriss

fauxnews - May 19, 2014, 9:49 am
No worries. You're welcome. :-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:11 am
Thanks faux! As you can tell by the lateness of my reply, it's kind of a hit and miss return.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:03 pm
Funny. Like a soap.haha.. Welcome back MissPriss :-)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 12:24 pm
3rd day in rehab and he is pleading forgiveness and how much he is enjoying the facility. He may never be the same man again. So his brother says. The truth is (or at least will soon be) out there...teehee
steve1961 - May 5, 2014, 1:40 pm
Compared to his Toronto political opponents, Rod Ford is a saint, in my opinion.
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 2:48 pm
I a**ure you it was innocuous, but no problems. It was a pic of a canadian cake which, when sliced, looked like an american flag
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 1:55 pm
Only flaw with your theory...doesn't look like Rob Ford has "run" for anything lately...teehee. Thanks for the comment recon!
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 1:52 pm
Thanks for the link but I usually don't open them, with all the let's say upheaval round the site of late...best to err on the side of caution than to not of erred at all...teehee. Thanks for the thought though.
foxrecon19d - May 3, 2014, 7:35 am
There is some truth to this poster. At this point, even Rob Ford would be able to run for president of the United States and have a good chance at winning
AuntieConservative - May 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
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EmmaRoydes - May 1, 2014, 4:03 pm
Thought you might enjoy this: http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/7108-934x.jpg


CANADA THANKSGIVING DAY 2012 - We invited Mitt Romney And Big Bird For Dinner.




CANADIAN VICTORY - Stephen Harper's Conservative Party won 167 of 308 seats in Canadian parliament. The once mighty Liberal Party has been humiliated by its worst-ever showing. More proof of socialism failing.




REAL CANADIAN NEWS - Conservative Canadians are rising up and taking control of their nation. Finally! My friends up North can get the truth from a 24-hr news company vs the liberal mouth-piece and propoganda machine, the CBC.




Curious ... -




WHO IS THIS GUY? - Not that anyone really cares.




inclusive politics -




CANADIANS - They're just weird sometimes... ;)




DESPERATE MEASURES - At least while eating... I cannot put my foot in my mouth!




SHAME ON YOU CANADA - Canada in breach of Convention against Torture by failing to prosecute George W. Bush for torture


TAGS: shame owned america canada torture
Rating: 2.78/5

More politifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - September 22, 2012, 5:43 am
Id laugh if he got arrested and held a few days at least......
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:01 pm
I just hate it when that happens...


MORON - I SEE RUSSIA I SEE CANADA IN A MORONS' HOUSE




THE 'NEW' IGNATIEFF - Just as useful as the original... Now available in pocket size! (Two for 1 offer expires May 2nd 2011)




Welcome to canada -


TAGS: canada racism
Rating: 0/5

More politifakes by Curlyrocks

Curlyrocks - April 18, 2013, 2:34 pm
Oh and best quote by her ever "where not the bigots the French are."
Curlyrocks - April 18, 2013, 2:32 pm
Basically she was bad mouthing natives and said that we should cut all social funding to a people some of whomes members don't have electricity or running water. I'd be all for cutting them if they had worked and Indians where rich, but their not
PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 1:02 pm
Don't know all the details, just read one article, but it sounds like she REALLY sh** herself in the foot.


#notmyprimeminister -


TAGS: trudeau sharia canada murder
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Reality Lord

Cyberhagen - February 11, 2017, 12:20 pm
Barbaric is barbaric, period. What a wuss.
F101Voodoo - February 6, 2017, 1:25 pm
Funny thing is, he then blamed conservatives for essentially hacking his mouth. What he really meant to say was, "Honor klings shouldn't be called barbaric.... but blamed on conservatives."


LOL -




Dear Terrorists -




Liberal Stupidity -




This person does not exist...her nation soon to follow -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - March 24, 2017, 8:53 pm
Uuuuggghhh... i can be such a [email protected] troll, sometimes. Best time I had in the 'ghan were with Canadians at Kandahar. Wasn't fair to take out my disappointment of America on our more civilized neighbors to the north.
Reality Lord - March 24, 2017, 2:53 pm

ehem...cough cough...proud canadain here. not so much a leftist though.


The Confused Hillary Huma Warned Us About -




Can-US relation1 -


TAGS: canada usa
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 20, 2017, 11:44 am
HAAAA! That there is funny, I don't care who ya' are. That's funny


'Happy Hour' -




Ambassador -


TAGS: sarah palin ambassador canada
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 18, 2017, 3:57 pm
Thanks! :))
ScatXXVII - February 18, 2017, 3:07 pm
Beeeeesssttt.....EVER!!!!!


Numbers Don't Lie -




Can-US3 -




Can-US2 -




THE VERY BEST THAT CANADA HAD TO OFFER -


TAGS: the canada had to offer
Rating: 4/5

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mittromney - April 6, 2015, 2:14 pm
as in people who are poor or not-white. Columbine and Sandy Hook are proof that this is bs. want to take a wild guess about the skincolor of those a**ailants?/
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
/just caught this. ron blames gun violence on areas of the US with a highpopulation density of blacks.Classic gun control myth - it's not America's fault if we blame the blacks.ron's argument is code for the blame goes to people who aren't real americans
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:08 am
it was a joke and I still wasn't talking to you. it was meant for debttoamerica./i checked out a couple of your demotifakes, some of them are jokes,so i know you know what a joke is./like i said,you're pretending to be a moderator or little teacher GOAGAL
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:01 am
ask your therapist about it sometime./
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:00 am
and you are going the Little Teacher route./i knew this one kid in school who got in trouble for bullying,so for revenge he'd go around pretending to be a authority figure,trying to get all the other kids in trouble by following them around the playground
calron - April 5, 2015, 1:57 pm
So now hyperbole to prove wrongness.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 1:51 pm
app truncated me - do over /you're dead wrong, Debt./if Canada was forced to have the same gun control laws as the US, or lack thereof, terrorists wouldn't have to bother targeting us. We would shoot ourselves in the head./
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 1:45 pm
in the head./
calron - April 5, 2015, 12:39 pm
So your going the Ad Hominem route. It doesn't matter who you replied to, you are pushing speculaion over and over like saying it enough makes it true.you're still repeating your fallacious viewpoint
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:38 pm
/i see you are a Bill O'reilly worshipper. as he might say - you can have the last word./
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:37 pm
/i see you are a Bill O'reilly worshipper. as he might say - you can the last word./
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:36 pm
/wasn't talking to you. heads up, everyone else - don't feed the high school debate troll/
calron - April 5, 2015, 12:36 pm
Again, Hypothesis Contrary to Fact pretending to be a fact and repeating the a**ertion to prove itself.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:34 pm
/and this - http://s27.postimg.org/r6lrvlnoz/firearms2.jpg
calron - April 5, 2015, 12:34 pm
I notice that you're still using that Hypothesis Contrary To Fact (it's a fallacy) as if you speculation of what might have been was actually a fact. Your also repeating over and over to support itself and thus arguing in a circle as well.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:30 pm
/this was from where i was drawing from, debt -- www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29747228
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:18 pm
/CPL Cirillo was unloaded in the back. wouldn't have mattered if he was unarmed./
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:17 pm
/you're dead wrong, Debt./if Canada was forced to have the same gun control laws as the US, or lack thereof, terrorists wouldn't have to bother targeting us. We would shoot ourselves./
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:13 pm
/got the memo, Debt. thank you!/
RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 2:58 pm
Or your persecution complex.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 3:09 am
studies into gun laws tend to be biased as hell, and there are equal numbers of studies that say "guns cause crime" and "guns prevent crime". its all just a**holes trying to push their own agendas, the real cause of the violence is poverty.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 3:07 am
you're ignoring the fact that i support the 2nd ammendment, chicago and detroit would see a drop in violence if they approved CCW permits. all reputable scientific studies into violence indicate that poverty is the leading cause, not gun laws.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 3:06 am
you dodged the question. would you support compuslory military service like the swiss? what about compulsory firearm training for all gun owners? how would the training be compulsory without testing, and how would testing not violate the 2nd ammendment?
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 3:03 am
if CPL Cirillo was armed, the terrorist would have targeted someone else.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 3:02 am
contrary to what fact? terrorists target the weak, they may be stupid but they arent stupid enough to attack the president because they know they'd be sh** dead before they even got close.
calron - March 23, 2015, 2:44 am
Another area that is overlooked is Mexico. They have tougher con control laws than the USA and a higher gun murder rate. And then there is Venezuela that bans private gun ownership and has an even higher rate.
calron - March 23, 2015, 2:42 am
Your pushing the correlation angle, so you tell me. And I would like to know hoe Canada's laws prevent gun theft or smuggling across the border with the USA.
calron - March 23, 2015, 2:39 am
Actually they do have "compulsory military service for all citizens". Rather about 80& of the male population is conscripted at age 20. Therefor not all would be trained. I would like all gun owners to be properly trained, and the service question is mute
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 2:39 am
how many of the victims and perpetrators are from low income areas? how many of the weapons used in those crimes were stolen, or purchased out-of-state where gun laws are much less restrictive?
calron - March 23, 2015, 2:34 am
No that is another Hypothesis Contrary To Fact. You're speculating and then giving the weight of that speculation equal to a fact. The truth is that you cannot be sure.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 2:33 am
switzerland also has compulsory military service for all citizens, which means all their gun owners are properly trained. would you support mandatory military service for every citizen?
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 2:32 am
terrorists target the weak, and it is impossible to arm everyone. i support the second ammendment, but i think it is f***ing disgusting to politicise this kind of tragedy in order to push an agenda, it is an insult to the memory of the victims.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 2:29 am
actually we can, because the perpetrator was a terrorist. if the soldier was armed, the terrorist would have picked a group of random people. if canada had gun laws like the US, the terrorist would have picked a gun-free zone like a school.
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:14 am
So repeating your claims failing to cite any source to back yourself up while ignoring the argument given in preference to your Appeal to Irrelevant Authority, so you can repeat your claims over and over.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 1:14 am
obvious high school debate troll is obvious
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 1:09 am
The idolization of guns f***ed your country into hopelessness and being able to call them a "right" brought on the idolization. Every major serious study disagrees with your excuses and says: america has a guncontrol problem.You made your own bed,america
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:08 am
You're using a Fallacy of Division and Begging the Question as well. Until recently Chicago had a ban on buying and selling guns as well as making almost impossible to legally own a gun and a high murder rate.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 1:05 am
Taking rights as challenges and running with them was not what your Constitution intended..If the 2nd Amendment said you've all have a "right" to be a b*tch and a failed music career you'd all be fighting to be Justin Bieber
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 1:03 am
fact - america has a serious gun-related homicide problem due to poor gun control. fact - chicago is part of america, so what's your point? you're spinning like a top./fact - Canada has superior gun-control laws that would help america if they followed us
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:57 am
Chicago has 18.5 murders per 100,000 people higher than the national averagte, yet has extremely tough gun laws. In Detroit ownership must be approved by local police and has 54.6 murders per 100,000.
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:48 am
No that is not a fact, it is speculation that is counted by the high gun murder rate in highly gun regulated Chicago and other countries that have "weak" gun control without the increased gun crimes. Culture plays a huge part.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:44 am
it is "fact" that america has a worst crime rate due to a correlation with weak gun control. Canada is superior to america when it comes to guncontrol and controlling gun related crime.america worships guns,and in turn murder. you've made your bed,america
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:40 am
http://www.npr.org/2013/03/19/174758723/facing-switzerland-gun-culture
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:39 am
america takes rights as challenges and runs with it.If the 2nd Amendment said you've all have a "right" to be a b*tch and a failed music career you'd all be fighting to be Justin Bieber.You worship guns,and in turn death.You made your own bed America
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:39 am
Stating the possible outcome being fact based on speculation is a Hypothesis Contrary To Fact, and you should look up Switzerland's gun culture and see what happens when high gun reg areas like Chicago are removed from the numbers.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:36 am
The "right" to bear arms is what led to the ridiculously easy access to guns you've got now and the number of guns on your streets. The idolization of guns screwed your nation and being able to call them a "right" brought on the idolization.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:34 am
america has one of the worst gunrelated crime rates in the world. the correlation between weak guncontrol is fact/ Gun control in Canada has protected us just fine. Cirillo was struck in the back - his being armed wouldn't have changed the outcome
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:24 am
Actually what you call factsfail is speculation. We cannot be sure that the threat of an armed response wouldn't have just deterred the crime. And if you look a Switzerland and US gun crimes you'll see a disconnect in that correlation.
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 10:36 pm
i really hope he reads this and feels guilty about shamelessly using the same tactics as the "liberals" he despises.
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 10:34 pm
i think its just some playful, innocent exploitation of a tragedy to push an agenda. foxrecon doesnt hate canada, he's just so wrapped up in his hatred of liberals that he'll happily defile the memory of a soldier, simply to make a statement about guns.
mittromney - March 22, 2015, 5:21 pm
/Cirillo was hit with bullets in the back.Not being allowed to carry rounds in accordance with law had nothing to do this man's death/his fellow Canadians did not forget him/it's because our laws are so tough there's not more deaths like this/ #truthfail
mittromney - March 22, 2015, 5:16 pm
/Zehaf sh** Cirillo twice in the back, it would not have mattered if he had been armed/ no one else died/ if it wasn't for Canada's superior gun control laws this would be a more common crime/ it is practically a daily event in the gunhungry US/#factsfail
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:13 pm
This has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever laid my eyes on.It's just coded disrespect and xenophobia toward our Northern neighbors. My family originates from our Southern neighbors, also a target of close-minded xenophobes. Easy to spot. I'll pass


Americans are too stupid to know how to use guns without killing eachother -


TAGS: american gun control canada superior
Rating: 1.84/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 6:23 pm
They should be defending our borders
mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:13 pm
/that’s a scary thought. militarized grade schools. if airports were not already bad enough, let’s throw in kindergarten, why not?/
guest818 - June 10, 2015, 2:03 pm
should *be* deploying (typo)
guest818 - June 10, 2015, 1:57 pm
They should deploying the US military in peacetime to defend the schools. Think about it. Why pay them $$ to just sit on their @$$es?
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:46 am
/for the record, i don't think gun violence is a "race" problem; not literal or indirectly. I'm half black, which makes it all the more insulting. poverty is largely to blame. i share David Frum's opinion. see www.cnn.com/2013/01/15/opinion/frum-guns-race
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:38 am
of cattle./
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:37 am
"while most Americans view gun violence solely as a crime issue, it is, in fact, a broad-based public health issue" see www.vpc.org/gunviolence.htm
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 9:54 am
i would, when it is obvious, troll. i will conduct myself how i want, thank you very much. you are not a moderator. you can not tell others how to behave/i don't have to know "what someone is thinking" to see through someone's bs and you're a herd
calron - April 5, 2015, 12:13 pm
I wouldn't be so quick to a**ume what people know.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
/obvious troll is still obvious/
calron - April 5, 2015, 12:08 pm
I believe that it is a reference to racist hysteria, rather than a literally calling you racist.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:07 pm
/how am I a racist again?
calron - March 28, 2015, 1:16 pm
Population density also has quite the strong correlation to gun violence. Which is why Mexico gets it twice as they have a overpopulation problem and poverty problem. There's also the correlation with gangs and organized crime for the triple threat.
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 10:34 pm
its part of the reason why neither side does anything to fix poverty, without poverty the violence would cease, and democrats would lose their justification for gun control, and republicans would lose their battle-cry of "liberals comin to take our guns!"
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 10:33 pm
both sides of politics only see the problems that they think their particular ideology can solve.
OTC - March 23, 2015, 5:10 pm
Exactly Debt, there's an underlying problem other than "more regulations are needed". As I said before, liberals only see one problem to an issue.
RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 2:56 pm
Classic example of persecution complex. That joke - Little boy cries to his mommy. "Why are you crying son?", the mother asks. Choking back the tears, the boy replies,"Little Susie hit me back!"
Curlyrocks - March 23, 2015, 1:57 pm
Canada has strict gun control laws that work, Mexico does not. Mexico has stricter gun control laws than Canada yet a higher rate of gun violence per population than the United States.
OTC - March 23, 2015, 8:28 am
being America has a higher population of blacks than Canada I guess you're a racist, or are you trying to point out an underlying problem of stupid Americans?
DebtToAmerica - March 23, 2015, 2:46 am
PROTIP: poverty has a much stronger correlation with murder rates and violence than gun ownership does. its the main reason why places like chicago and detroit have so many murders, poverty and crime go together like burgers and french fries.
calron - March 23, 2015, 2:30 am
It just occurred to me that comparing the homicide rates might be useful as well. USA 4.7, Canada 1.5 And here's the kicker, Venezuela 35.65 gun deaths per 10,000, 39.0 gun homicides, and 45.1 homicides with a ban on private gun ownership.
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:38 am
USA gun deaths 10.31 per 10,000. http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/united-states
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:36 am
Canada gun deaths 2.39 per 10,00. http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/canada
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:19 am
That is Begging the Question and insults do not make you any more right or me any more wrong.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 1:17 am
you are wrong because you are wrong. Playing stupid about it makes only makes you more of a troll
calron - March 23, 2015, 1:11 am
So basically you just independently backup the numbers i gave and refused to look at the source of the numbers whiling attacking the source. And even then you said something I didn't say was wrong.
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:56 am
Canada Firearm Deaths per 100,000 population: 0.51/ Do the math. you're wrong
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:52 am
/wikipedia is maintained by fanboys and trolls and is notoriously inaccurate/that chart is inconsistent with different years for the means. From your govt CDC.gov:Firearm homicides>Number of deaths: 11,208>Deaths per 100,000 population: 3.5. Pathetic
mittromney - March 23, 2015, 12:50 am
adjusted for population it is still gruesomely./ america has a problem. Canada does not. the difference are their gun control laws.
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:34 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:33 am
Inflated number based off of not adjusting for population. The USA is still higher than it should be, but not as high as this suggests. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate


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mittromney - May 8, 2015, 9:46 pm
there is more than one/
calron - April 25, 2015, 10:39 pm
Well I do not disagree with that there is a gun violence problem in the USA. I disagree withe the cause.
mittromney - April 20, 2015, 12:30 pm
/that was weeks ago. I don't even remember what the f*** we were talking about./ America has a serious f***ing gun violence problem, period. Anyone who disagrees with that is living in denial./
calron - April 11, 2015, 2:46 pm
If it is proved, explain why areas with the tightest gun control laws have the greatest gun violence. An then there are states like Venezuela with tight laws and high gun murder rate and Switzerland with nearly the opposite.
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 7:05 pm
The link between criminally neglect gun control laws and gun violence in the US has been proven already. You are just listing the causes of why they can't get there. In my book, they're still not taking ownership. They're content scapegoating the poor/
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 7:00 pm
/i can dig it. im coming at it the other way around is all -- their failure at gun control is a symptom of the US's embarrassing out-of-control poverty. Whatever they need to do to get their sh*t together. Not gonna them a favor and make excuses for them
Curlyrocks - April 6, 2015, 6:21 pm
Until there's effective poverty control all gun control legislation does is take protection out of the hands of law abiding citizens and either makes them criminals or just fearful.
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 5:40 pm
what pisses me off is when idiots pull the you-want-to-ban-all guns card. i still go hunting with my father! anyone who knows me knows that's retarded. It's murican gun freaks that have turned weapons into a redneck cult that push my b***ons
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 5:32 pm
/they go hand in hand. don't get me wrong,i advocate better gun control legislation in the states. but their embarrassing poverty makes it impossible to enforce gun control laws, let alone the law itself/it's anarchy there - Sandy hook, ft.hood, columbine
Curlyrocks - April 6, 2015, 5:25 pm
Well every one who's for gun control seems to skip that part when they push for it. In the states the Democrats seem to keep poverty control on the back burner pushing instead for gun control right away when it could lead to disastrous consequences.
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 2:00 pm
/Give the man a cigar. FINALLY - someone with common sense chimes in. Agreed - poverty is to blame, not race. only then can gun control can be introduced effectively./ Glad to see there are intelligent signs of life HERE after all! thank you Curlyrocks/
Curlyrocks - April 6, 2015, 1:53 pm
A situation much like Mexico where only violent criminals have guns. It would not work out like in Canada where the most common threat is middle class wanna be gangsters and angsty teenagers.
Curlyrocks - April 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
The states is not a 3rd world nation, but they still have enough of a poverty issue that gun control won't help. High rates of gun violence come from high rates of crime that come from high rates of poverty. Gun control in the states would lead to (1/2)
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 1:12 pm
/another opinion i agree with whole heartedly. read - http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/21/american-gun-out-control-porter
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 1:10 pm
you can drink your tunnel vision flavored conservaturd kool-aid all you want. im not thirsty, Jim Jones/
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 1:09 pm
/i "should" do what and "can't" do what? don't have to do anything you want me to do. stop telling me how to conduct myself. Plenty of studies have found the US has a serious gun-violence problem. figure it out for yourself
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 1:05 pm
/to challenge a stereotype put out by gun idolators that Canada is as dysfunctional as the US with firearms. f*ck that./why do YOU care about my name? it is called satire. but you already knew that - you come from the land of mockconservative Colbert
Cyberhagen - April 6, 2015, 12:52 pm
You're Canadian, then why do you care? Why name yourself after a US presidential candidate? BTW, you can't compare countries that have wildly differing population densities with raw numbers, you should you cite percentages in terms of per capita instead.
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:34 am
America's Violence Problem (and It's Not Just With Guns) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-heroux/america-violence_b_2861445.html?
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 10:29 am
i was only pointing out in Canada we are not plagued with your epidemic of gun violence.USA is not a 3rd world or poor country like many on the list.among modern rich countries,America is heads and shoulders below everyone else. You made your bed America
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 9:55 am
LOL No you don't./
mittromney - April 6, 2015, 9:55 am
LIE
Oldsod - April 6, 2015, 8:31 am
I've often wondered why the Swiss are exempted from these posters...
calron - April 5, 2015, 4:54 pm
Better stats than the last one, but Honduras is #1 at 64.8 while the USA is 13th behind Mexico.


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